Our PA announcer doing Carling Cup final ? Sounds like him

yes. thought you were looking in the mirror after a bath

Wrong Tad . If that was the case then the question would have been ' WTF is that'

I know mate . I misread it. I never take any notice of my old chum

See its still as classy as ever on sh*tstander

Pure quality here . You obviously hail from a substandard over-moderated board my friend .

I should never have let that one out of jail.

Mr Field, Your daughters are fit. You also have a lovely dog.

Got any pics of the dog ?

My daughters have their mothers looks and my brains, and it is to their everlasting gratitude that it is thus and not the other way around.

The dog is just beautiful although in the last seven days he has managed to dislocate one of my fingers and in another incident rip the skin from between two other fingers.

I must remember to let go of the lead when I throw his ball, I haven't got many fingers left now.

I take that back about having my brains, the youngest has just tagged the dog with her sisters name.