Things we should all have learned from the weekend in France
1) We need to model our defence on the gate to the pool at the hotel because nobody could crack that open. Luke nearly missed the game - thought we were going to have to revert to water polo at one point
2) Don't go on the p*** with Hilda
3) We need a band. Prefereably one that all wear odd shoes!
4) Catering at the Shay needs sorting. BBQ required (under the new stand?) with sausage butties that taste THAT good
5) A beer tent on the car park for after the game so that we can drink and dance on tables with the 12 Barrow fans that could be d to make the journey on a freezing night in March
6) An adopted "Melting Pot" where all Fax fans congregate. Ideally not a 4 mile 30+ degree evening route march from the Shay though, especially as Le Halifax Metro is nothing like the Toulouse metro
7) A stadium announcer that gives us White Paul & Black Ben every game. Thought Royston Shad had a game good!

Agnes and Emile, the receptionists from the hotel, to be employed in the ticket office. The queues would stretch all the way to Thrum Hall!
9) A sense of direction for White Paul and Worrincy Rob.
10) Kebabs where they put the chips inside it - this is the future!
Tres Bien
